|Jedi:||May the force be with you|
|Catholic Jedi:||And also with you|
did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit
what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth
what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson
what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones
what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition
What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves
petition to call the food side of tumblr yumblr
why did no one ever think of this before
and the porn side cumblr ?
and the music side humblr?
what have I started