The results of homework evasion...

How I’m going to propose   (via bewwbs)

(Source: keepmywhiskeyneat, via spoopluver100)

Hold my fucking hand, loser. We’re using the buddy system for the rest of our lives.
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13 hours ago

dutchster:

i think dogs would make bad astronauts because space is a vacuum and they are kinda scared of those

(via spoopluver100)

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6 days ago
liamdryden:

This is… oddly uplifting?

liamdryden:

This is… oddly uplifting?

(Source: spoopysalad, via spoopluver100)

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6 days ago

dialupmodem:

frillyknickersxo:

vspanther:

shrimpfur:

Once you start dating someone its like, impossible to insult them

"suck my dick" ok

“bite me” hell yeah

"kiss my ass" sure

"Fuck you" well if you insist.

"my mother was right about you, you’re pathetic, you’ve got no job, and you’ve got no future" if you insist

(via hashtagsno)

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6 days ago

Kaci Diane  (via whiteoceans)

(Source: kacidiane, via fuckyeahbodyimage)

I love the person I’ve become, because I fought to become her.
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1 week ago

coconutcafe:

how……..d.o……………you……shoot…………………….16………times…………in.self………….defense………how………do ……. ………you….. … …….. ………mistake a sandwich………..for a gun……………

(via size10plz)

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1 week ago

rejennerate:

My favorite thing about feminism is that you literally only have to say the word and BOOM done, men will literally prove your point FOR you

(via loveisadangerousdisadvantage)

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1 week ago

Phelps Schneider (via exoticwild)

(Source: feellng, via fuckyeahbodyimage)

I am fascinated by people who are themselves.
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1 week ago

snailwitch:

"clean up clean up everybody do your share" what the FUCK is this communist propaganda 

(via spoopluver100)

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2 weeks ago

spoop-doop-lesbian:

Always remember to drink your milk so when you die and your skeleton goes to fight in the skeleton war it is the strongest skeleton and all other skeletons bow before the might of your calcium rich bones

(via spoopluver100)

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2 weeks ago

unknown  (via lipstick-bullet)

(Source: taste-my-rainbow, via recoveryisbeautiful)

Her eyes have their own vocabulary. What a beautiful language to learn.
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2 weeks ago
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