Haha it’s pretty simple really. Our mind goes from thinking we have logic to “joiealhrngerkdjshnvlkzjhdnsf”. It kind of sneaks up on you. You get to see her, and all of a sudden you find yourself wanting to see her more, and you’re not entirely too sure why. Just something about her makes you smile. You talk to her as much as you can. Or you at least try to anyways. But to be honest sometimes you find yourself at a loss for words. It’s because she’s gorgeous; you literally lose every thought in your mind. The only words you’re thinking are “wow…this girl…” and you WANT to tell her. But you know it’s not the right time, and you’re worried you’ll just scare her off. We think that for a number of reasons…you could have been hurt in the past by a guy and we don’t want to be associated with him by a stereotype, you could not be interested in us and think we’re creepy, the usual stuff. Anyways, as you talk to her more and more and time passes by. Days. Weeks. Months. However long it takes…you find your days strange if you don’t talk to her. She’s on your mind all the time. Everything from “man I wish she was here…” to “I can’t get over how beautiful her eyes are…I see them everytime I close mine…”. Then next thing you know you’re with her, and your heart starts racing as you begin to get shaky. You don’t want her to see your hand trembling, but in front of everybody you physically flirt a little to test the waters. And if she plays back you swallow everything and lightly go to take her hand. In front of every one. Your friends are cheering you on in their heads, but you can see it in their eyes. And then you look into hers just to see if she’s just as nervous as you are…..and at that point it’s fair to say you’ve fallen for a girl. Maybe not totally gone off the ledge, fallen in love. But she’s definitely going to be almost every thought you have. And every moment you’re not with her, you’re going to wish you were. And if you’re lucky enough to reach the point where she starts taking your hand first? Good luck son. Heart will be skipping beats. Pulse will be sky rocketing. Words may even stutter. I guess what I’m getting at is, a girl is kind of like an addiction. Not in a bad way (most the time). But once one catches your attention you can never get enough of her. You want more. You want to see her more. You want to hold her more. And above all else you want her to smile more…because all of those things, they give you a rush you just can’t replace.
|Me:||What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.|
|Me:||NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.|
|Me:||Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.|
|Me:||I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT|
|Me:||Shit is that a cop? No.|
|Me:||Shit THAT is a cop.|
Wasn’t it January like 5 minutes ago?
I swear to god it was
Last time i checked it was 2011??
I fell asleep in 2007 and I woke up now it’s 2013
Wait the 90’s are over???
Hold up, the Spice Girls broke up!?
|Socialism:||You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.|
|Communism:||You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.|
|Fascism:||You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.|
|Nazism:||You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.|
|Bureaucratism:||You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..|
|Traditional Capitalism:||You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.|
|An American Corporation:||You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.|
|A French Corporation:||You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.|
|Japanese Corporation:||You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.|
|An Italian Corporation:||You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.|
|A Swiss Corporation:||You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.|
|Chinese Corporation:||You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.|
|An Iraqi Corporation:||Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......|
|Counter Culture:||'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'|
|Surrealism:||You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.|
|Apathyologism:||You have 2 cows. You do not care.|
|Fatalist:||You have 2 doomed cows...|
|Atheism:||You have 2 cows. There is no God.|
|A West-Country Corporation:||You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.|
|A Brazilian Corporation:||You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.|
|Russia:||You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.|
|PETA:||You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.|
|Moffat:||You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.|
|Hussie:||You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.|
|Romney:||You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.|
|Once-ler:||You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.|
|Old Spice:||You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.|
|An Irish Corporation:||You have a million cows because they're everywhere|
|Tumblr:||You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.|
|Also Tumblr:||I give you a hamburger.|
|Cows:||The shit you go through.|
|American Students:||WHAT IS A COW|
|This post:||Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked|
I love this….
Here’s the thing- she’s commenting on how blacks get stopped and profiled more, but at the same time she’s calling out wall street for their very real financial crimes. This is just win-win all around.