The results of homework evasion...

opentheairforfreshwindows:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

(Source: sofunnyimcryan, via loveisadangerousdisadvantage)

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2 days ago

vaginawoolf:

coolator:

i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit

 

(via loveisadangerousdisadvantage)

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4 days ago

teddytrumpet:

gotpasta:

cosbyykidd:

sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves

^that one 

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5 days ago

movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

(via tyleroakley)

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6 days ago

owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

(via size10plz)

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1 week ago

gwenlightened:

"Be hydrated", they said
“It will give you good hair, and clear skin,” they said
“It’s good for you,” they said

"I CANNOT EVEN SLEEP BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO URINATE EVERY HALF HOUR", I SAID

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2 weeks ago

theacenightwatch:

deans-pudding:

kujider:

cumber-collectable:

sammycasdean:

todiscardanddiscover:

deans-pudding:

petition to call the food side of tumblr yumblr 

why did no one ever think of this before

and the porn side cumblr ?

and the music side humblr?

whoa

what have I started

Punblr.

(Source: deanspudding, via bookluver100)

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2 weeks ago

خليل جبران ‎ (via oust)

(via loveisadangerousdisadvantage)

And God said “Love Your Enemy,” and I obeyed him and loved myself.
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2 weeks ago

silversarcasm:

[Gifset: Laverne Cox speaks at the GLAAD media awards, she says,

"Each and every one of us has the capacity to be an oppressor. I want to encourage each and every one of us to interrogate how we might be an oppressor, and how we might be able to become liberators for ourselves and each other."]

femmeanddangerous:

(x)

(Source: fuckyeahlavernecox, via size10plz)

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2 weeks ago

joanwatsonismyhero:

tumblr’s relationship with Natalie Dormer

(via coolmotivestillmurder)

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2 weeks ago

notimefordirtytalk:

You know, if you watch the lion king closely, you can find a lot of simbalism.

(Source: allyasavedthedayagain, via hashtagsno)

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3 weeks ago
bewbin:

wollipyos:


Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 4 IS GREAT.

These are genius

bewbin:

wollipyos:

Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 4 IS GREAT.

These are genius

(via daysoffuturepasta)

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3 weeks ago
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