The results of homework evasion...

swornswans:

daniel radcliffe is a treasure to be protected

(Source: podalecki, via hashtagsno)

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14 hours ago

coffeecatsandcigarettes:

haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

i just watched this 20 times in a row..

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via hashtagsno)

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14 hours ago
Jedi:May the force be with you
Catholic Jedi:And also with you
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14 hours ago

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

(Source: sofunnyimcryan, via loveisadangerousdisadvantage)

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5 days ago

vaginawoolf:

coolator:

i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit

 

(via loveisadangerousdisadvantage)

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1 week ago

teddytrumpet:

gotpasta:

cosbyykidd:

sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves

^that one 

(via bookluver100)

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1 week ago

movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

(via tyleroakley)

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1 week ago

owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

(via size10plz)

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1 week ago

gwenlightened:

"Be hydrated", they said
“It will give you good hair, and clear skin,” they said
“It’s good for you,” they said

"I CANNOT EVEN SLEEP BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO URINATE EVERY HALF HOUR", I SAID

(via loveisadangerousdisadvantage)

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2 weeks ago

theacenightwatch:

deans-pudding:

kujider:

cumber-collectable:

sammycasdean:

todiscardanddiscover:

deans-pudding:

petition to call the food side of tumblr yumblr 

why did no one ever think of this before

and the porn side cumblr ?

and the music side humblr?

whoa

what have I started

Punblr.

(Source: deanspudding, via bookluver100)

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3 weeks ago

خليل جبران ‎ (via oust)

(via loveisadangerousdisadvantage)

And God said “Love Your Enemy,” and I obeyed him and loved myself.
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3 weeks ago
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