The results of homework evasion...

calibornsbottomwhore:

im so angry the next generations will probably have virtual reality and alien contact and we have republicans and windows 8

(Source: calibornsmainsqueeze, via bookluver100)

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225422
Posted
2 days ago

boys like it when youre playfully mean to them. call them names. punch them on the shoulder. murder their families 

(Source: iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye, via bookluver100)

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Posted
2 days ago
g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

g-iggle:

lolsofunny:

ladderboss:

wtf kind of turtle is that

science of tumblr can you please explain this

mitochondria

(Source: i-justreally-like-cats-okay, via coolmotivestillmurder)

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Posted
3 days ago

hipster-trichster:

brbjellyfishing:

fun prank: wake up during open heart surgery and sing don’t go breakin’ my heart to the surgeon

i couldn’t if i tried.

(via hashtagsno)

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3 days ago

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

(via bookluver100)

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50433
Posted
5 days ago
stunningpicture:

I like the way you think, Coke.

stunningpicture:

I like the way you think, Coke.

(via mrtimh)

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5 days ago

breelandwalker:

feliciakainz:

carryonmywaywardalpaca:

dearborns:

#how many times have I quoted this in my lifetime #far too many and still not enough

Guys, btw, this is an actual insult

if he calls your mother a hamster, it indicates that she is a fast-breeding rodent— you can get the insult there

and if he says your father smelt of elderberries, well, wine was primarily made from elderberries in the time of king arthur. he’s calling his dad a drunk

more you know

(Source: redlight--district, via bookluver100)

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Posted
1 week ago

guiltyhipster:

Girls get mocked for liking high heels and lipstick. Girls get mocked for liking sports. Girls get mocked for liking tea and books. Girls get mocked for liking comics books and video games. Girls get mocked for liking math and science. Girls get mocked for liking boys. Girls get mocked for liking girls. Girls get mocked for liking both. What the fuck are we supposed to like? Water? Air? Come on, tell me. I’m dying to know. 

(via bookluver100)

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1 week ago

cosbyykidd:

clarknokent:

midnight-sun-rising:

goldroadtonowhere:

Jamila Lyiscott: 3 ways to speak English

Stop what you’re doing and watch this. Especially if you have a problem with AAVE or broken English. 

Yes love!!!

This is wonderful

wow

(via size10plz)

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Posted
1 week ago

Joshua Graham (via sunshine-and-liberty)

(Source: outdoor-anarchy, via recoveryisbeautiful)

I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.
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1 week ago
captain-america-in-the-impala:

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

deanpleasepasstheeggnog:

myhellhoundisbiggerthanyours:

euoria:

esscence:

madenbrookland:

preppyandclassy:

lost-moonlight:

finding-shanti:

fapwizard:

nonesense-world:

this is probably one of the sexiest gifs ever

hollllllllllly.

Holy sweet baby jesus



now this man is either dead or just old as hell but lord he was something else.

who is thiss someone message me!!!

he was my boyfriend in the 1960’s. im immortal

that´s marlon brando for the love of fuck :D

And this is Brando.

And this.

And this.


It depresses me that people didn’t know who this was.

Fun fact:  this is the same guy who got pretty pissed at one of his directors and retaliated by refusing to ever wear pants on set, so the director had to work around only filming him from the waist up.

captain-america-in-the-impala:

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

deanpleasepasstheeggnog:

myhellhoundisbiggerthanyours:

euoria:

esscence:

madenbrookland:

preppyandclassy:

lost-moonlight:

finding-shanti:

fapwizard:

nonesense-world:

this is probably one of the sexiest gifs ever

hollllllllllly.

Holy sweet baby jesus

now this man is either dead or just old as hell but lord he was something else.

who is thiss someone message me!!!

he was my boyfriend in the 1960’s. im immortal

that´s marlon brando for the love of fuck :D

And this is Brando.

And this.

And this.

It depresses me that people didn’t know who this was.

Fun fact:  this is the same guy who got pretty pissed at one of his directors and retaliated by refusing to ever wear pants on set, so the director had to work around only filming him from the waist up.

(Source: nonsense-world, via bookluver100)

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Posted
1 week ago

kiransingh:

the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bags despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

(via hashtagsno)

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Posted
1 week ago
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