The results of homework evasion...

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

(via bookluver100)

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ribbu:

there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me

it’s called the throne

(via bookluver100)

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1 week ago

swornswans:

daniel radcliffe is a treasure to be protected

(Source: podalecki, via hashtagsno)

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2 weeks ago

coffeecatsandcigarettes:

haveabowlofwhore:

don’t ever let this die

i just watched this 20 times in a row..

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via hashtagsno)

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Jedi:May the force be with you
Catholic Jedi:And also with you
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2 weeks ago

opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

(Source: sofunnyimcryan, via loveisadangerousdisadvantage)

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3 weeks ago

vaginawoolf:

coolator:

i wanna be one of those people who does yoga at sunrise and drinks water out of mason jars filled with berries and twigs and shit

 

(via loveisadangerousdisadvantage)

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teddytrumpet:

gotpasta:

cosbyykidd:

sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves

^that one 

(via bookluver100)

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3 weeks ago

movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

(via tyleroakley)

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3 weeks ago

owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

(via size10plz)

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3 weeks ago

gwenlightened:

"Be hydrated", they said
“It will give you good hair, and clear skin,” they said
“It’s good for you,” they said

"I CANNOT EVEN SLEEP BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO URINATE EVERY HALF HOUR", I SAID

(via loveisadangerousdisadvantage)

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1 month ago
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